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Muslim Female Sings For Peace

Palestine - On Monday morning, Israeli soldiers were greeted by a Palestinian woman performing Michael Jackson's Thriller on a pile of rubble that moments before was her home. "It was crazy. We had just levelled a block of houses with Hellfire missiles and were approaching the rubble," explained Sergeant Goldberg. "At first I thought I heard somebody singing, then, as we approached, this woman sprang onto a mound of rubble and began singing at the top of her lungs. She sprang up so quickly my heart skipped a beat and one of my officers nearly shot her dead".

We located the singing woman in a back alley not far from where her home smouldered, practising her moon walk. Her name is Abdul-la Mansour and she had this to say, "I am not so good for cooking, or, sexual activities - especially with my mouth - but, one thing for sure is my beautiful voice and my dance performance. I wish to finish this war... my way. If I can bring a small sunshine ray into the hearts of these evil, brutish, smelly and non-human beasts, then maybe we can finally see peace."

" I-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
No I never felt this way before,
Yes I swear, it's the truuuuuuth
And I owe it aaaall to you,
'Cause I've had, the tiiiiiiiiiiiime of my liiiiiiiiiiife
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found, the truuuuuuuth
And I owe it all to you..."

Creationist David Andrews Refutes Evolution

From his humble home and couch in Melbourne's north side, David Andrews, a creationist, refutes evolution, "I refute revolution! To claim that people came from apes is just outrageous."

Above: "If we came from apes, then, why am I a shit climber?"

Breaking News: Muslims Place Jihad on Themselves.

Below: Muslims attack themselves in the latest Jihad.

In breaking news, slightly more violence broke out today across the Middle East. Muslims across the region have taken up arms and begun attacking themselves in the streets.

One Jihadist, Mohamed Anmar, said, "I will not tolerate myself any more! I have suffered years of oppression under myself and today it will end!"

Mohamed slapped his face and punched himself in the stomach and said, "Westerners claim that we have                      run out of things to declare jihad on. Well, who has egg on their face now?"

Left : Mr. Anmar declares Jihad on himself.

Jani, mother of 5-month-old Ali says, "Muslims around the world enjoy participating in activities together. Our family was excited to hear about the latest Jihad. My little Ali couldn't wait to open his head with a sword. I am so proud of my little boy"

Left: 5-month-old Ali joins in the fun. "He's so cute," said the boy's mother. "He can't even hold his weapon by himself - I have to help LOL!"