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| The Tooth Fairy prepares another home invasion. |
In a move that has stunned parents across the world, the CIA has recently added the Tooth Fairy to its Most Wanted list. Peter Moore, former CIA operative, explains, "Times are tough around the world. Everyone wants your dollar. Except for the wings, the Tooth Fairy is pretty much like us, and he's finding it tough to make a living these days. Add to the the fact that dental hygiene is at a historical high and it doesn't take a genius to work out that the Tooth Fairy is having trouble peddling teeth these days."
Just last week a family in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs were held at gunpoint and teeth stolen. Nicole Coby, mother of 4-year old Joshua Coby had this to say, "We had just brushed Joshua's teeth and were ready to tuck him into bed when the front door was smashed open. I remember seeing an explosion of glitter and then a little black boy with cute fairy wings walked in. It was obviously the Tooth Fairy. At first, we were excited, but then I saw the AK-47. The Tooth Fairy knocked my husbands teeth out with the butt of his assault rifle and scooped them into small pouch. I managed to save Joshua by hiding him in the freezer. I was lucky; the Tooth Fairy took flight when we heard sirens outside our house. I heard gun fire, a lot of screaming and then it all went quiet. I found two police officers laying in a pool of blood on our front lawn. Their teeth were missing."
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| Elisa James claims the Tooth Fairy punched her in the face while she lay in bed. |
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| Coolio Stephanidis says he was lifted into the air and dropped 15-meters onto busy highway. He woke up in hospital toothless. |
Story about global warming again on the news.
ReplyDeleteThe gods have the freedom to rapidly accelerate global warming because of unregulated Chinese industrialization. And they are using it.
Whereas US industrial regulation combined with automotive smog devices had contained, the shameful emmissions at the hand of Italian capital which financed this chinese growth will ultimately kill our planet.
The gods must abjectly hate the Italians:::They ruined our cultures, eliminating Old Worlds around the globe, they destroyed our societies and now they will be used to ruin the planet.
Intelligent design:::Everything the gods do has purpose. There was purpose in the Italian boot, the Scandanavian penis, the sheep of Europe and the SFBA Beast. Chinese/Asian slanted eyes is yet another. Designed to make them/some look evil, they are a warning to other races. What is occurring with enviornmental degredation is living proof.
Never forget the shameful experience we each had in 2008 when the Chinese desperately tried to clean up the envionment in Beijing.
Recall the $5 trillion Republican scam where W set up the evil Democrats to sign the credit card receipt.
Expect some portion of the $5 trillion stolen from the United States creatively went to the Catholic Church, positioned to bitterly complain they lost their affluent white parishoners for poor Latinos and this is all their doing anyways.
I always suspected there has been a skim on the US General Fund all along and I was right. And the gods are using these clone host fakes to kill Planet Earth, financing China industrialization. The puppeteer pulling the strings, ironically.
Jesus is a false god.
There is no Satan. The world around us is all the god's doing:::You have to be tested with temptation.
Christianity is a test.
Muslim misery? The gods claim they are trying to "help you". The gods control everything, choreograph all that we see, including Isreal's relationship with Palestine, an "obligation" for their money-grubbing acceptance of the Evil Empire's billions. They also control the Italians, victims of the Moorish invasion/rape of their women, positioned in charge of this false reality through Christianity.
The gods created all this to position this reality you experience today.
"Earning" is temptation. It is a lie leading people into Damnation. Any hope of the Muslim world regaining the power they once had is long since over and it will never, ever return. Their acts 0f terrorism are only hurting them in the eyes of the gods.
The gods claim they are trying to "help you", but they also stoked your pride with your regional superpower status of centuries ago, rendering their efforts today merely destructive, a very bad sign. This means the gods have major problems with your people.
Never forget:::The gods work in mysterious ways. A mortal trying to understand may envoke their wrath. You shouldn't need to.
I believe the gods relocated the Jews to another planet before the Holocaust began to give them additional time before Earth fell into the social decay Christianity and the United States is responsible for. I suspect this favor included some/many of the Native America peoples as well.
Unfortunately for Muslims you didn't have the favor necessary to be allowed such generosity. I believe it is due to your mysogyny, your belief women are inferior to the men. This does not include veiling, which is a positive for the people and helps maintain decency within your society.
Orthodoxy is always the best course of action because, as I have repeated, old is mostly good and a little evil, while new is mostly evil and a little good. This applies to Islam as well.