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Tooth Fairy Home Invasions

The Tooth Fairy prepares another home invasion.

In a move that has stunned parents across the world, the CIA has recently added the Tooth Fairy to its Most Wanted list. Peter Moore, former CIA operative, explains, "Times are tough around the world. Everyone wants your dollar. Except for the wings, the Tooth Fairy is pretty much like us, and he's finding it tough to make a living these days. Add to the the fact that dental hygiene is at a historical high and it doesn't take a genius to work out that the Tooth Fairy is having trouble peddling teeth these days."

Just last week a family in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs were held at gunpoint and teeth stolen. Nicole Coby, mother of 4-year old Joshua Coby had this to say, "We had just brushed Joshua's teeth and were ready to tuck him into bed when the front door was smashed open. I remember seeing an explosion of glitter and then a little black boy with cute fairy wings walked in. It was obviously the Tooth Fairy. At first, we were excited, but then I saw the AK-47. The Tooth Fairy knocked my husbands teeth out with the butt of his assault rifle and scooped them into small pouch. I managed to save Joshua by hiding him in the freezer. I was lucky; the Tooth Fairy took flight when we heard sirens outside our house. I heard gun fire, a lot of screaming and then it all went quiet. I found two police officers laying in a pool of blood on our front lawn. Their teeth were missing."

Elisa James claims the Tooth Fairy punched
her in the face while she lay in bed.

Coolio Stephanidis says he was lifted into the air
and dropped 15-meters onto busy highway.
He woke up in hospital toothless.