In breaking news, scientists have made a discovery that may shake Christianity to its core. Hinkel Joseph from the University of Sydney is claiming to have unravelled the mystery behind Jesus Christ, “For years, sceptics have laughed off suggestions that JC walked on the ocean, created wine from water and healed the sick. It is just not a possibility in the world of normal people. But we have solved the mystery which makes perfect sense. Jesus Christ was a wizard!”
Hinkel and a small team have been working on this theory for nine years and claims that his evidence is irrefutable, “Have a look at his robe with the large cuffs. Have a look at his unmistakable wizard beard and then have a look at his spells and wizardry. Amongst bronze-age tribesmen, JC’s magic spells would have wowed the surrounding villages and word would have spread that this was some type of God.”
When asked whether people would listen to his claims, Hinkel stated, “Look at his wizard staff for Christ’s sake.”
Jesus: "You're scared? I have to walk back by myself."
Is a Wizard more powerful than a Genie?
ReplyDeleteA genie is fictional. That is a fact.
DeleteFalse. Wizards and other types of magicians are unable to properly control their powers in the Holy Land
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