Monday, June 7, 2010

Suicide Bombers Seek World Peace

Left: "I am peaceful. I will punch your face if you don't believe it!"

At least for one man, the message of peace is important in a world of conflict and misery. Babbas Aliebi is sick and tired of the media portraying Islam as a violent and murderous religion.


We have been trying to tell the world for years that we are a peaceful people, but our message has fallen on deaf ears. Nobody listens. Nobody hears us. The only way we can get our message across is to use suicide bombers. It is the only way to make people listen,” said spokesman Babbas Aliebi.

Last year was extremely productive. We blew up a kindergarten, two planes and a hospital wing all in the name of peace. If we can make people sit up and listen to our message of peace then we have done our job. We are a peaceful people and will kill to make people understand this.”

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