Taliban Study Astronomy

Admiral Ackbar, the leader of one of the most violent Taliban tribes in Afghanistan has discovered the beauty of astronomy. "I used to look at the moon and think it was some dirt stuck on my eye, but recently, I downloaded a movie from the internet called Tom & Jerry. It was then that I realised the moon was not dirt stuck in my eye after my home was bombed by the Americans, but, rather, a large floating ball in space made of cheese!"

Admiral Ackbar studies the moon's craters from his own crater in Afghanistan.