Aaron Grepschlach, the head of the Israeli's spy agency said today, "We recently captured an Iranian explosive midget and have been studying it over the last few days. Unfortunately, the midget exploded, killing five of our top scientists."
It appears as though Iran have infused DNA from a Pakistani midget with a highly volatile explosive composition. It is not certain how the midgets are produced; whether they are bred from midget women or cloned, but Aaron Grepschlach is claiming that this threat is far beyond Iran's nuclear project. "If these midget are realeased on Jewish soil, then, who knows what the damage could be. These midgets are capable of crawling into air ducts, under public toilet doors and could probably even ride domestic dogs. They are incredibly difficult to shoot and some may even find them adorable. The reality is, these things can explode on will!"
An Iranian soldier prepares to throw a midget like a Molotov Cocktail
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