God Denounces Cigarettes

Christians around the world have united to stop the sale of cigarettes, which they claim are a new modern day sin. Pope Benedict XVI spoke to a crowd of nearly 15 billion from his balcony at the Vatican yesterday, "God hates fags!" he declared.


Colin Donaldson, a spokesman told GSK that everything went well on the day, "Other than a few brawls, stonings and a few race hate crimes, the crowd was well behaved."

Left: Smoking is out

Children wore "God Hates Fags" t-shirts and parents threw their cigarettes into the trash. One little girl who sat on her father's shoulders playing Pokemon declared, "Fags must die!"